Before we get started, I feel there is something I should address:

My family name, "Roosevelt," is of Dutch roots, and, therefore, more complicated than it seems. Even within the family itself, there's been disagreements on how to pronounce it. I, myself, prefer "ruse-eh-velt," as opposed to the more popular "rose-uh-velt."

This difference in pronunciation may also illuminate the rather funny play on words in my e-mail, which may make you chuckle. I certainly did upon thinking of it.

Well, good night, citizens.